“HELP! I’M TRAPPED AND ENSLAVED AT A FORTUNE COOKIE FACTORY!”
You just ate cat
June 23rd, 9: 43 AM on the seventh floor of the Mariott Hotel, room 737. Your target is the senator. Your weapon will be in the room. This message will self destruct in 15 seconds
Look out!
To paraphrase Amanda Palmer’s lovely yoga teacher: “Help is NOT on the way, and we all die alone.”