Hypothetically, what would be that best way to get a lava lamp out of your ass?

go to the ER…?

Pull it really hard

Thank you for reminding me ou f the video years ago of the guy having a glass jar break in his ass followed by him pulling out glass shards and blood.
Doctor or surgeon. Otherwise well. Yeah. Not good.

Hit the part closest to the exit with a hammer

Watch Cats Movie, it can give you diarrhoea