I would own it.
Tell the kids yeah I fuck shoes and what, now you get double the amount of assignments.
I’d ignore it and move on. Who cares what they think. Most of them will die in the next world war anyway.
Age of children? If under 9 they’ll just kinda stop it after like 3 weeks
Dang …. why did you use your trousers … use your under shirt lol.
I’d put a shoe on my desk.