If you worked in a school and the children started spreading a rumour about you saying they saw you having sex with a shoe in the back of your car, when in fact you were only trying to clean the shoe with your trousers, would you quit your job or just laugh it off and hope the rumours stop?

I would own it.

Tell the kids yeah I fuck shoes and what, now you get double the amount of assignments.

I’d ignore it and move on. Who cares what they think. Most of them will die in the next world war anyway.

Age of children? If under 9 they’ll just kinda stop it after like 3 weeks

Dang …. why did you use your trousers … use your under shirt lol.

I’d put a shoe on my desk.