If you worked in a school and the children started spreading a rumour about you saying they saw you having sex with a shoe in the back of your car, when in fact you were only trying to clean the shoe with your trousers, would you quit your job or just laugh it off and hope the rumours stop?

Was it the left or right one?

See you on the front page with all your students.

Damn you have it rough

This sounds like a plot to some bs coming of age movie on ABC family, but don’t quit your job. It’s the price one pays for working around children. You just need thicker skin

Asking for a friend, I presume?