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People who sleep nude, what’s your 3AM burglar defence strategy?

I live in Europe. Very few people own guns where I live. Burglaries are very rare. I’ve never heard of any friend, family member, or acquaintance being the victim of a burglary. I assume I will never in my life have to confront a burglar.

I piss lava

I have a sword above my bed and throwing knives they will face the wrath of a flat chested ninja

Cloths isn’t to protect me against a knife or gun so might as well freak them out to close the distance

Well, in a tried-and-tested situation based on my own experience, one still jumps out of bed and attacks the intruder.