Naked husband with a shotgun.
The revolver I keep in my nightstand. Then again, I don’t usually go to bed until 4 or 5am, so I’d still be awake and clothed at 3…
Lay down on my bed, and spread my cheeks wiiiiide open. My asshole is a bio weapon at most.
Nekkid man tackle
Don’t need clothes to fling ninja stars and rush at them with a katana.