Granted! You’re dead!
Granted, but every answer will be “Granted, but you die of cancer lmao”
granted, there are infinite consequences
Granted.
You are now a Genie. You can grant these wishes, three at a time to holders of the lamp though you feel like you need to cruelly twist said wishes to produce bad results.
YOu are also stuck in a lamp in a dark forgotten tomb…that might never be found
Granted every whish is a block of matter that ways 3 kilos and needs to be eaten in order to be consumed. Also the universe is filled with blocks since there are infinite wishes.