Desideri e conseguenze

Desiderio: I wish for infinite wishes

Granted. You have to use all of them before they take effect.

Granted, but every new wish deletes your past wish.

Granted. All the monkeys in the world come to your house and pissed that they can’t move any of their fingers, They then throw shit at you and some even try to kill you

God: You can’t do that

Granted. You learn the hard way that wishes have mass, as you are consumed by the resulting black hole.