Desideri e conseguenze

Desiderio: I wish for infinite wishes

Granted, but you can only ask for caskets made out of waffle

Granted, each one is worse than the last

Granted, but after each wish, you are killed and revived by the paw, creating an infinite loop of death.

Granted. You get the rest of the monkey, and he’s not happy about it.

Granted. You have to use them all before either of them is granted to you.