Granted, you are stuck in a time loop, repeating this wish an infinite number of times.
Granted. Everytime you want to wish for something a monkey appears and you have to cut off its hand. The monkeys won’t stop coming. The government is onto you.
Granted. Immediately after you make a wish, time reverts back to just before you made the wish, giving you the wish back. You spend the rest of your life knowing you have the ability to make any wish you want, but none will ever be granted.
The type of wish that ruins the world
Granted. You begin reliving the moment you made your wish over and over for the rest of time.